Friday, September 12

10 best quotes teasing social: via Rick Ramos consulting

Best jokes on Social Media. Content via :

My personal favorite is the Jay Leno one. 

"Sometimes Social Media can be a bit wacky, especially when it’s part of your job. Here are 10 great social media jokes to make you laugh:

“A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.” –Jimmy Fallon

“Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg held a press conference to announce that if you post one more picture of your cat sleeping, they’re going to delete your account.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“Andy Warhol said that in the future everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. Facebook is exactly like that except you’re not really famous and your 15 minutes goes on forever.” –Craig Ferguson

“Facebook has revealed their estimated net worth — $96 billion. That’s almost as much money as businesses lose every year from their employees wasting time looking at Facebook.” -Jay Leno

“Facebook has been redesigned and it now contains a real-time news ticker. Every update says, ‘Breaking news: You’re screwing around at work.’” -Conan O’Brien

“I have Twitter so I can tell people what I want them to buy and they give me money.” - Louis CK

“You Post All Of Your Drama On Facebook… Then Get Upset When People Judge You ? You Must Be A Special Kind Of Stupid.” – Bill Cosby

“I didn’t know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time.” – Betty White

“People do that on Facebook and it’s the dumbest thing in the world. I don’t care what your dinner looks like. Stop cluttering up the Internet with pictures of your dinner.” - Seth MacFarlane

“Facebook: What’s on your mind? ..Twitter: What’s happening? … Myspace: Where did everybody go?” – Will Ferrell

Bonus Joke:

“The funny thing about social media and trying to portray yourself as something you’re not, is that the people who know you in real life know you are full of shit.” – unknown"

Rick Ramos has some interesting reads on social and Internet as such.

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